Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

They rizzin' on me

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

You're so skibidi

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Gyatt’s plan

Give me your Ohio

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You're so fanum tax

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

I just wanna be your sigma

Gyatt’s Plan

And still

Yuh

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

Freaking come here

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

They rizzin' on me

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?